Thursday, December 15, 2005

My New Book on Golf

I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through years of experience. The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info. It is a great price due to the vast amount of information, and I want more time to play.

Table of Contents:: CHAPTER 1 - How to properly line up your 4^th put.; CHAPTER 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.; CHAPTER 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.; CHAPTER 4 - How to get more distance off the shank.; CHAPTER 5 - When to give the Ranger the finger.; CHAPTER 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.; CHAPTER 7 - When to implement handicap management.; CHAPTER 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9am.; CHAPTER 9 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.; CHAPTER 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.; CHAPTER 11 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5^th.; CHAPTER 12 - How to let a foursome play through your twosome.; CHAPTER 13 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.; CHAPTER 14 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.; CHAPTER 15 - God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey three putt.; CHAPTER 16 - When to re-grip your ball retriever.; CHAPTER 17 - Can you purchase a better golf game?; CHAPTER 18 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl, and give her a $3.00 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19^th hole and stiff the bartender.